Youkai!ReaderxBadTouchTrio - Pranksters be Damned!

"Uwaaaaahhh... I'm so bored. I'm so bored. I'm so bored. Maybe I should just curse someone so I'd feel entertained?" You thought to yourself as you roamed around the halls of the school that you live in. You were bored and you hated it. You were one of the most powerful entities in the school right now and there you were walking around, not knowing what to do.

"Geeze... Why did Eduard-kun have to be absent today? And Kiku-kun had to attend that stupid field trip. Boo. This sucks, my only friends aren't around and I've got no human to tease. I'm not hungry either, so I'm in no mood to stalk and munch on my prey. I can't curse someone cause I'm weak when the sun is out. GAAAAAH! I hate days like these!" You wail as loud as you can. No human can hear you unless you match your brain's wavelength with theirs, anyway. Okay, well maybe the people with sixth senses could, but all they'd probably hear is some sort of otherworldly squeal. They'll just think it's coming out of their imaginations.

Then as if someone had heard your tantrums, you heard the high-pitched squeals of the girls from the locker room. You swiftly turn around to see three young men silently laughing as they peeked into an open window of the girl's locker rooms.

"Hmmm... What are those guys doing? It looks fun... Looks fun indeed~ Maybe I should join them? Teeheehee." You giggled to yourself as you forced your brain's wavelength to be compatible with that of the mind's of the three boys. Thus, giving them the power to see you and interact with you.... They can even interact with other youkai if need be.

A youkai like you can grant that kind of power to humans with a snap of your fingers. However, human's getting the power all by themselves is close to impossible. Not unless they have the sixth sense, of course, but even if they had such a gift they still need the guidance of a supernatural entity to control it.

You fixed your ruffled skirt and hair, then, you approached the three boys and tappped the shoulder of the one in the middle. A young man whose silky blonde hair was tied up in a short ponytail. He slightly jumped when you reached out to tapped him, but he quickly regained his composure and turned around.

"Oui? Oh! Bonjour~! How may I help you, ma cherie?" His blue eyes lightened up and he instantly smiled at the sight of you, "My name is Francis, by the way... Would you mind if I ask for yours? Your uniform, by the way... It looks different, but it looks very good on you!" He finished as he offered his hand to you.

Ohhhh... A Frenchman. They say they make really tasty food, but do they make really tasty souls as well? You thought before answering.

"Uh... My name is not important. You can just call me Sempai if you'd want to." You replied as you reach out to shake his hand.

His eyes widen and he slightly recoiled upon feeling your very cold hand on his, making you resist the urge to smirk. However, he still leaned down to give it a quick kiss.

"My... My... Aren't we acting a little too mysterious? Ohohonhon~! It's fine though... It makes you more charming." He laughed and you couldn't help but laugh with him. You liked the way he flirted with you even if he doesn't know who you are.

A clueless flirt... How fun would it be to mess with your head? Teeheehee... He needs to be careful though... If I get too attached to him, then I might make him my eternal slave. Teeheehee. You thought.

"Compadre, might I ask who is this beautiful senorita that you are talking to?" One of Francis's companions, a tanned young man with messy brown hair and lovely green eyes, interrupted the conversation, making you turn around to give him one of your award-winning smiles.

"Uwaaaahhh. You're so beautiful, and whoa... Your eyes. It's like... they somehow remind me of tomatoes... Waaaaaahhh! I'm Antonio... Would you tell me your name, Mi Corazon? Please?" He pleaded.

You raise both of your eyebrows in mild surprise. Whenever you interact with humans, they'd always be creeped out by your red eyes... But this Spaniard, he isn't perturbed by it at all, he even had the gall to compare it with a silly fruit.

"Of all the things to compare the beau mademoiselle's eyes... You go with tomatoes? What the heck?" Francis asked in disbelief.

"Well, you can't blame me... They're so red! Even redder than Gilbert's!"

"What is it now? Can't you see I-- oh why hello there, pretty frau!" The young man called Gilbert turned around to scold his two companions, but when he saw you, his anger faded away and he gives you a smile. "The name's Gilbert Beilschmidt, what's yours?"

Ahhh... I know this guy. He's the German who likes to spread a totally messed-up version of my story. I remember tasting his soul back when he was hanging out with Kiku-kun. I wonder if it tastes better now... Hmmm. I'm a bad girl. If I eat him, then I don't get to have fun with him anymore. Ara, ara~ This is so difficult, I want to eat him, but I also want to make him my plaything. Teeheehee. You thought as you stared into his eyes.

"Like I said earlier... My name is not important. You may call me sempai though." You said as you gave them a wink. "Anyway, what were you doing? Peeping into the girl's locker rooms? That's bad~ Maybe I should punish you~! Teeheehee."

Both Francis's and Antonio's eyes widen in surprise and you can hear the both of them thinking "Oh, shit!" at the same time, but Gilbert wasn't disturbed by your words at all. In fact, upon reading his mind, you realized that he was actually turned on.

"You can't punish us, Frau... You're no teacher, but if you really want to... Then I can't say I'd mind." He said with a smirk.

You should mind. My punishments are a thousand times worse than your stupid, perverted fantasies. You thought as you smirked right back at him.

"Gilbert-san, you don't know how cruel I can be with my punishments. Be careful what you wish for~" You said, using your unusual sickeningly sweet tone that you had used to trick and lure miserable people to their painful deaths.

"Kesesesese~! You don't know me, frau. I like it rough... and the more cruel the better." He said, not even disturbed with the creepy vibe you've been trying to show, unlike Antonio and Francis who were both backing away from the two of you now.

TeEhEhEEHeehEAaaHHahaahaahAaaaAAA! You stupid pervert! Do you even know what I am? I'm not some pretty girl who's going to do BDSM for you. BWaaahAHAHAhaaahaaa! You amuse me so much. You had wanted to laugh and scream that to his face... Tell him what you really are and then curse him with the eternal damnation of being your slave, but then you've decided on one thing, you were gonna make him want to be your slave. Him and his two flirty cronies. You've always wanted a plaything, how wonderful would it be to have those three. They were perfect!

But then the sun was too high-up and it had drained half of your power. You can't even replenish it since tonight was going to be a new moon. Luring them in and turning them into your slaves would just have to wait.

"Anyways, I have no plans of punishing you, really... I wanted to play with you three. You were pranking those girls in the locker room, yes? Can I join you?" You said.

All three of them stared. They never really expected such a classy looking sempai to join in on their mischief.

"Well, if you really want to.. Are you sure though?" Antonio asked.

"Yes... Yes. You have no idea how much I love playing with people's minds!" I'm even playing with your minds right now. Teeheehee.

"Okay, then! You're a pretty awesome chick! I like you! Kesesese~!" Gilbert said as he gave you the thumbs up.

"Why, thank you very much! So... What did you do?"

"Well, we decided to release some spiders in there. That's why all the girls are squealing right now... Think you can top our prank, ma cherie? I'd be very impressed if you could." Francis said, challenging you.

"Tsk... Just That? How lame. Just watch me, guys. This prank is gonna blow your mind. I'm going to chase all those girls out of the locker room... No matter what they're doing, or what they're wearing. Teeheehee." You giggled as you walked away from them and entered the locker room.

Upon entering, you instantly saw the biggest spider the trio had released and grabbed it. You turned around to where the guys were peeping and gave them the thumbs up, then after that, you walked in the middle of the room, holding the spider up with your two hands.

To Gilbert, Francis and Antonio, they'd see you holding a spider and playing with it, but to the ten girls in the locker room... All they see is a spider dancing in midair. The girls, unlike the trio, didn't have the ability to see you.

The girls all shrieked and made a run for the outside. Some of them were still half-dressed, two or three of them only had a towel on! You laughed and you laughed as you chased all the girls around, the spider dangling from your hands.

And once you were done, you threw the spider into the trash can and walked up to the three boys.

"So, how'd I do?" You asked, still trying to contain your laughter.

"That..." Francis said.

"Was...", then Antonio.

"Awesome!" Gilbert finished as he thumped your back. "I knew it! You're just as awesome as me! We're pretty much the same after all."

"The same?!" You asked, raising your eyebrows.

"Both albinos... The same personality. The same weird liking for punishment. Yep. You and Gilbert are alike in so many ways. Kind of like brother and sister. So that means you should back off, amigo. You can't date someone who looks more like your sister." Antonio explained as he pulled you away from Gilbert and put one arm around your shoulder.

"Teehee. I'm not an albino though. My eyes weren't like this before. Something caused it to change from the human-ish eye color I used to have." You explained. Ever since I died and turn into a youkai, they had always been this red. Teeheehee.

"Oh, well don't worry, ma cherie. The red looks good on you." Francis said. "Oh, and I believe fifth period is about to begin. Do you want me to escort you to your next class?"

"Nah, compadre. Let me do that for her." Antonio said before you could even give your answer.

"Non... I shall accompany the lovely mademoiselle." Francis said, glaring at Antonio.

"Nein... Both of you should get to class. I'm escorting her." Gilbert said as he shoved the two of them aside and grabbed your hand.

"What the hell, Gil?!" Francis and Antonio shouted at the same time.

Tsk... You three are my playthings, not the other way around. You can't fight over me. You thought as you rolled your eyes and pushed Gilbert away from you. "Boys, you don't have to fight. I don't have a fifth class. I'm just going to head home."

"Then let us escort you home! Where do you live?!" All three of them asked at the same time.

"I don't need an escort... I live nearby. I live in Room 314, A.k.a: the old Science Laboratory. Teeheehee." You said as you look at Gilbert in the eye. "You know anyone who resided in that area, Gilbert-san?"

"I... I'm afraid not." Gilbert said, sounding uncertain.

"Awww... Come on. You should know... You like spreading wrong stories about me after all. Teeheehee." You giggled once more as you watch realization dawn on Gilbert's face.

"Eh... Ehehehe. Y-You're joking, right?"

"I'm not. Why don't I give you some proof?" And with another snap of your fingers, a gentle breeze blew and you slowly disappeared right in front of their very eyes.

Gilbert, Francis and Antonio blinked, trying to process what had just happened. Satisfied by the show of confusion and sudden fear on their faces, you giggled and decided to bid them goodbye.

"It was nice meeting you three. I'll see you in your nightmares~ Teeheehee."